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Photosynthesis Plants Eat Light I Eat Disappointment Unisex T-shirt
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Soft, breathable, and made to last — this shirt is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, known for its smooth texture and flattering fit. Each design is printed in the USA using eco-conscious, high-quality inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Retail fit with tear-away label
  • Runs true to size

Designed by Histological, made to spark curiosity and conversation.

Washing Instructions

To keep your shirt looking crisp and colors vibrant:

  • Turn inside out before washing
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Use mild detergent — no bleach or fabric softeners
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly on the design

Care Tips

Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Treat it kindly — the print will thank you later.

Shipping and Returns
Shipping
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 days of purchase.
  • Once shipped, please allow 2–5 business days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are calculated based on item weight and destination.

Returns & Refunds

At Histological, our goal is that you love every piece you receive. Most of our items are made to order and are therefore non-returnable, but we want you to be 100% satisfied.

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • Refund requests must be made within 30 days of purchase.
  • Items must be unused and in their original condition.

If you believe you are eligible for a return or refund, please contact us at histological.store@gmail.com with your order details and photos (if applicable).

This policy may be updated at any time without prior notice.

Made to Order

Every piece is printed fresh, not pulled from dusty stockrooms

Ships from the US

Printed and packed by our partner printers in the US

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The fun part about being a made-to-order brand? Every design feels like an experiment that worked.

These are the ones we’d frame in the lab — if we had wall space.

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Quick Questions (Before You Overthink It)

(or simply “Got Questions?” if you want it cleaner)

Are your items ready to ship?

Nope — every item is made to order. That means your shirt is printed fresh just for you (no shelf dust involved).

Where do orders ship from?

All items are fulfilled and shipped from our US partner printers.

How long does shipping take?

Usually within 7–14 business days (depending on your location). Since it’s made to order, production time’s included — science takes patience.

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

Because each order is custom-made, we can’t accept returns unless there’s a printing or quality issue. But if that ever happens, email us — we’ll fix it faster than you can say “histological.”

Can I cancel after ordering?

You can cancel within 12 hours of placing your order. After that, your design’s probably already mid-print.


Still curious? Visit our full FAQ page for all the nerdy details.